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Witch Better Have My Candy – Funny Halloween Cat Mug

$18.95

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The details.

The Witch Better Have My Candy 11-ounce ceramic mug features one spectacularly unimpressed cat wearing bunny ears and issuing a perfectly reasonable Halloween demand. It’s colorful, sarcastic, and ideal for anyone who understands that treats are not optional when feline management is involved.

Perfect for:

• Halloween coffee, cocoa, or tea • Cat lovers with a sarcastic streak • Spooky-season kitchen and office décor • Halloween birthdays and hostess gifts • Anyone who guards the candy bowl with unnecessary intensity

Mug details:

• Capacity: 11 ounces • Material: Ceramic • White exterior • Black interior and handle • Colorful grumpy-cat Halloween design • Comfortable C-shaped handle • Suitable for hot and cold beverages • Handcrafted to order and finished under relentless feline supervision

Care instructions:

• Dishwasher safe on the top rack • Microwave safe • Hand washing may help preserve the printed design over time • Do not use abrasive scrubbers directly on the artwork

Please note:

Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings.

The pumpkins, candy, decorations, Mika, Koji, and all other photographic props are not included.

Candy is also not included. Management consumed it during quality control and refuses to discuss the matter.

MaterialsCeramic

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