Tote Bag, Sarcastic Cat Canvas Grocery, Knitting Project

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If your daily personality can best be described as “caffeinated rage wrapped in sarcasm,” this tote bag understands you completely.

Featuring an adorably irritated cat and the painfully relatable phrase: “I was diagnosed with OCCABD. Obsessive, Compulsive, Cursing, Angry, Bitch Disorder. There is no cure.”

DIMENSIONS: 15″W x 16″H Color: Natural Fabric: Polyester canvas

…this tote was basically made for cat lovers with attitude.

Perfect for hauling around your emotional support yarn, coffee shop essentials, groceries, books, snacks, unfinished crochet projects, or the patience you no longer possess.

This lightweight canvas tote is roomy, durable, reusable, and guaranteed to earn laughs, side-eyes, and “OMG where did you get that?” comments everywhere you go.

Perfect for: • Cat moms with sarcasm issues • Crochet & knitting addicts • Coffee-fueled introverts • Grocery runs with attitude • Bookstore browsing while silently judging everyone • Teachers, nurses, coworkers & besties with dark humor • Anyone running on caffeine and spite

Features: • Durable reusable canvas tote • Comfortable shoulder straps • Lightweight and practical for everyday use • Funny sarcastic cat artwork • Great for groceries, books, yarn, laptops & daily chaos

Makes a hilarious gift for birthdays, holidays, Mother’s Day, coworker gifts, or just because someone is one minor inconvenience away from becoming feral.

CARE: Wash inside out in cold water, delicate setting, do not use bleach or fabric softener, dry on medium heat for about 10 minutes, remove from dryer, lie flat to complete drying.

May be ironed on medium high setting being mindful of design – DO NOT IRON OVER DESIGN