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Or shop on Etsy ↗Some days you wake up, look in the mirror, and think: “Yep. That’s me. A total bitch.” This two-tone ceramic masterpiece (white exterior, black interior to hide the coffee evidence) is printed on both sides so your mood is broadcast from every angle.
It’s microwave and dishwasher safe because you’ve got better things to clean than your sarcasm. Whether you’re glaring at the morning, plotting world domination, or simply pretending to be nice for five minutes, this mug stands by your side — unapologetically. Drink strong, stay snarky. Made with a standard handle.
Free cat toy with every purchase!
CARE: Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe
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