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Caffeine, Cats & Cuss Words Mug

$18.95

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The details.

For the mornings when polite conversation is a myth and your inner monologue deserves a megaphone. Crafted from two-tone ceramic with a black interior (to hide your coffee-stains and your raging soul), this mug lets you sip in silence while flipping off the world with style.

Printed on both sides via sublimation so the design lasts longer than your patience. Dishwasher and microwave safe because you’ve got enough drama without extra cleaning. Made in Albuquerque. Finally, a mug that matches your vocabulary.

Free cat toy with every purchase!

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Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe

MaterialsCeramic

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