Snarky Cat Coffee Mug: Slap An Idiot, Funny Kitty Gift

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Because an idiot talking to you before your first sip is just cruel. This two-tone white ceramic mug (with a black interior that hides your coffee-fail stains) is printed on BOTH sides so no matter which hand you use, the message is loud and clear: you’re armed, caffeinated, and slightly dangerous.

Built for microwave and dishwasher convenience (you’ve got bigger battles than hand-washing), and proudly made in Albuquerque. Whether you’re dealing with Monday, a coworker, or the whole world — this mug says: “I’m busy. You’re dumb. Get in line for the slap.”

Free cat toy with every purchase!

CARE: Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe