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Dance Like Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves Mug
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Your new stage prop for mornings when you’re pretty sure the real world is just background music. This stylish two-tone white ceramic mug, hides coffee stains like a pro (because you are a pro…ish).
The snarky design is printed on both sides so everyone knows: yes, you’re dancing through life (or at least trying to) while holding a cup. Dishwasher and microwave safe—because even rockstars need convenience. Crafted with attitude in Albuquerque, this mug is the perfect companion for the espresso-fuelled disco that is your daily routine. Drink up, shimmy on, repeat.
CARE: Dishwasher safe on top rack Microwave safe
MaterialsCeramic
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