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First Coffee – Sarcastic Cat Mug
$18.95
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Some mornings begin with gratitude and quiet reflection.
This is not one of those mornings.
This 11-ounce ceramic mug features a magnificently unimpressed cat and the warning:
First coffee. Then I’ll decide who can go fuck themselves.
Perfect for coffee drinkers, cat lovers, coworkers with boundaries, and anyone who should not be approached before caffeine.
Product details:
• 11-ounce ceramic mug • White exterior with black interior and handle • Design applied by hand in Annie’s studio • Handcrafted in small batches • Microwave safe • Dishwasher safe; hand washing is recommended to preserve the design • Avoid abrasive scrubbers and prolonged soaking • Adult language, in case the giant word “fuck” somehow escaped your notice
Minor variations may occur because each mug is individually produced.
MaterialsCeramic
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