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The Department of Human Supervision

July 30, 2026

The Department of Human Supervision

Why Your Cat Isn’t Following You Around… They’re Managing You. Every cat owner has heard the old saying that dogs have owners and cats have staff. Cute joke. Completely inaccurate. Cats don’t employ us. They supervise us. Take Koji, for example. From the moment I wake up until roughly ten or eleven in the morning, […]

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The Human Attention Span Has Been Recalled by the Manufacturer

July 23, 2026

The Human Attention Span Has Been Recalled by the Manufacturer

Humans can’t sit still for five minutes anymore. They’re doomscrolling… checking email… watching six-second videos… starting hobbies… forgetting why they walked into the kitchen… …while cats spend forty-five uninterrupted minutes watching absolutely nothing happen outside a window. The joke? The cats are the only creatures in the house capable of sustained concentration. Editor’s Note Every […]

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When Your Cat Turns Bathroom Time Into a Ballistics Test

July 10, 2026

When Your Cat Turns Bathroom Time Into a Ballistics Test

Every cat owner begins with the same innocent belief: you buy a litter box, pour in the litter, scoop it once or twice a day, and life is good. Then one particular cat comes along and decides the manufacturer’s design specifications are merely suggestions. Meet Koji. Koji is a handsome black cat with a tiny […]

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Speaking Feline: The Secret Language of Tiny Furry Dictators

July 5, 2026

Speaking Feline: The Secret Language of Tiny Furry Dictators

Have you ever looked at your cat and wondered, “What crazy, quirky thoughts are passing through that little furballs brain?” Spoiler alert: They’re judging your decision to order dessert through Grubhub…again. They also noticed you told yourself it was “just this once” three deliveries ago. Your cat is constantly talking to you. They just refuse […]

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